Because yesterday's email exchange cracked me up (and just in case Shiv missed it), here it is for posterity:
From: MM
To: Burners
Date: Mon, 3 May 2004
Subject: April Burning Ring of Fire
Hi all,
Uh-oh. Have we got a situation on our hands, regarding dear Shivvy's yet-to-be-heard April burn? Cruelest month, indeed. Am I going to have to be the heavy here, or will there be a (virtual) mob rule?
Please advise.
MM
From: RM
Alright, my fine Montreal cousin. Let's see the goods.
From: ACD
MOB RULE!!!
From: PM
Mob rule makes me so anxious. I'm going to plead with Siobhan on a person-to-person, understanding-and-patience basis. Siobhan?
Empathetically,
Peter
From: MA
I'm interested in helping Shiv explore how this problem may be the solution to an earlier problem, which has been displaced or outgrown its' functionality.
ssssssssss...
From: MSG
I hate to be harsh but I think that, true to the name of our little club, we have to set Shiv on fire. Really, what other option is there?
From: RM
Well, this does give me a sideburn idea. How about "What Shivvy Could Have Done" as a sideburn?
From: DG
Who are you people? Whatever you're trying to sell, I'm not interested.
From: MSG
Or how about "Songs for a penitent Shivvy who blew two burning deadlines and then we set her on fire". Here's a partial tracklist:
who's sorry now? - connie francis
i'm on fire - bruce springsteen
it's too late - carole king
i'm burning - jesus jones
i missed again - phil Collins
From: NSM
Yikes...I'm sure the CD is made and just waiting to be sent out...right Shiv?
From: MSG
What, you're trying to be reasonable, Gnat? This is mob rule! Light the torches!!
From: NSM
i guess i'm sympathetic to mob torture right now...i just got my parent's ideas for who to invite to theo and my wedding- i don't even know some of these people!
From: JM
Yikes, the one day I'm not at my computer and the mob is unleashed. Beware the wrath of the burning ring. Nice to see that it's a creative minded/quasi-sympathetic mob though.
j
From: Bob
Let's not forget
"Oops I did it again" -- Brittany Spears
"I forgot more than you'll ever know" -- Bob Dylan
From: MM
To: Burners
Date: Mon, 3 May 2004
Subject: April Burning Ring of Fire
Hi all,
Uh-oh. Have we got a situation on our hands, regarding dear Shivvy's yet-to-be-heard April burn? Cruelest month, indeed. Am I going to have to be the heavy here, or will there be a (virtual) mob rule?
Please advise.
MM
From: RM
Alright, my fine Montreal cousin. Let's see the goods.
From: ACD
MOB RULE!!!
From: PM
Mob rule makes me so anxious. I'm going to plead with Siobhan on a person-to-person, understanding-and-patience basis. Siobhan?
Empathetically,
Peter
From: MA
I'm interested in helping Shiv explore how this problem may be the solution to an earlier problem, which has been displaced or outgrown its' functionality.
ssssssssss...
From: MSG
I hate to be harsh but I think that, true to the name of our little club, we have to set Shiv on fire. Really, what other option is there?
From: RM
Well, this does give me a sideburn idea. How about "What Shivvy Could Have Done" as a sideburn?
From: DG
Who are you people? Whatever you're trying to sell, I'm not interested.
From: MSG
Or how about "Songs for a penitent Shivvy who blew two burning deadlines and then we set her on fire". Here's a partial tracklist:
who's sorry now? - connie francis
i'm on fire - bruce springsteen
it's too late - carole king
i'm burning - jesus jones
i missed again - phil Collins
From: NSM
Yikes...I'm sure the CD is made and just waiting to be sent out...right Shiv?
From: MSG
What, you're trying to be reasonable, Gnat? This is mob rule! Light the torches!!
From: NSM
i guess i'm sympathetic to mob torture right now...i just got my parent's ideas for who to invite to theo and my wedding- i don't even know some of these people!
From: JM
Yikes, the one day I'm not at my computer and the mob is unleashed. Beware the wrath of the burning ring. Nice to see that it's a creative minded/quasi-sympathetic mob though.
j
From: Bob
Let's not forget
"Oops I did it again" -- Brittany Spears
"I forgot more than you'll ever know" -- Bob Dylan
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